Sir, are you aware you are a cat?

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keplercryptids:

not to be a pessimist on the main blog, but i struggle with the fact that even the most radical leftists i know have almost all gone back to life as usual without wearing masks in public. people who I’ve sat in community with and talked about changing the world, just to see them not change a tiny aspect of their life to protect vulnerable people.

yes, we’ve been structurally failed on every level of this pandemic. and also yes, i can’t take someone seriously in their ideals and morals if wearing a goddamn mask in public was too much for them. i could rant about this more but I’ll just get upset lol.

please wear a mask if you’ve stopped doing so.

bug-island:
“this was an animated ref sheet commission from awhile ago!!!! first ever i’ve done like this!!!!!!!!
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bug-island:

this was an animated ref sheet commission from awhile ago!!!! first ever i’ve done like this!!!!!!!!

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

If my laptop worked I would’ve made a blob comic about the scale of customer demands from “completely reasonable and easily doable” to “violates several laws of physics”.

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I used to work in car leasing customer support and requests ranged from “Please pick up my car no earlier than 10” to “You should’ve known a week in advance that today was busy and warned me”.

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everythingfox:

Peekaboo

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kay-tf-volution:

kaitou-xi:

fox-mulder-gets-pegged:

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you’re somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It’s been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you’d be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it’s on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack#imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother#random emo music girl I’m glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother#bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was#but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that?#anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week#this has been weighing on me for ten years#im almost tempted to blaze this post  (via @fox-mulder-gets-pegged​)

The username on this is just the icing on the cake for me.

fetus-cakes:

snarky-badger:

pomrania:

pepperstrawberry:

bladeobrona:

marsincharge:

handsupcashx0ut:

candiikismet:

pizzaotter:

chibi-masshuu:

drunkcyclonus:

theinturnetexplorer:

Poor Grandma

this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.

Brilliant.

What the hell is this? :O

Me at 1000 years old

What do we say to the God of Death?

Not today.

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS so I forgot what it’s like. I nearly screamed.

Betty White when Death comes calling

Tried to find the original source (the vid description gives it… but are out of date or something)… Still, here it is, in full, with sound:

a) That is the creepiest Death I’ve ever seen in a moving format.

b) What the actual fuck did I just watch.

c) I’m always here for little old ladies curbstomping malevolent supernatural entities.

d) @pepperstrawberry is a HERO for finding and providing the full video.

Go grandma!

I thought for sure this was Sylvain Chomet stuff

you ever been milked big time?

Anonymous

akashicrecord:

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

cryptotheism:

Samurai about to kill a pregnant woman. There’s a glint of light and his sword slashes faster than the eye can see. Suddenly the woman isn’t pregnant anymore, but the samurai is.

dduane:

z34l0t:

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Here’s what it’s about.

dragongirlbunny:

dragongirltum:

dragongirltum:

So basically if you make most creatures a size they’re usually not it is wrong in some way. A kobold or maybe even a funny doggy the size a building is just too much. Sure there are instances of it happening but it’s rare and a source of much wonder confusion for how that happened. Now a dragon. You can basically make a dragon any size you want and it still makes sense. Is it 1 building big? That’s normal. Bigger than a small moon? That’s nature baby. A mere 3 grapes tall? Well that little critter makes an awful lot of sense now doesn’t it? This is because basically dragons are like fish. you wouldn’t dare tell a fish what it can and cant do,that would be absurd. the fish woudlnt even hear you because it is too busy chowing down on an delectable detritus it found. and dont even think of saying that to the dragon cause baby, the dragon is the fish’s diner buddy and it’s chewing louder than a lawn mower caught over a rock! you really should join in you know,its rude to stare

why is this getting notes

because its true

bonefarm:

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Pleased with these shapes.