I don’t have an income

hi i dont have an income and i spend all of my time helping other people live their lives as best they can no matter what. if you like the cut of my jib and want me to have a little walkin around money it would mean the world to me please thanks

xclowniex:

tricky-pockets:

geekgirl76:

traveling-spartan:

schrodingers-blursed-kitty:

smol-catholic-bean:

schrodingers-blursed-kitty:

wannabecosplayer:

chunkymonkeycupcake:

Friendly reminder that if you are ever tempted to not wear your seatbelt because it is bothering you, there dozens of affordable seatbelt accessory’s that make them more comfortable and even correct the positioning to make them more effective.

This reminds me of the seatbelts are sexist discourse I saw going around a few years ago

…the what

Yeah the basic idea was that seatbelts are uncomfortable/don’t fit well on boobs and therefore are sexist and shouldn’t be worn.

It was absolutely stupid

Somebody even said seatbelts have caused injuries in crashes to include breast amputation; which is technically true but is also a classic example of survivorship bias.

This!!! We rolled once when I was a kid. Because it was a low speed roll, I was the only one injured and it was because of my seat belt. Bruises from hanging from the “ceiling” by the seat belt, and I banged up and cut my arm on the rear view mirror glass (it was so low energy roll the ONLY glass that broke was the mirror) from when I landed after unbuckling… and I will still wear my seat belt every single time I’m in a car.

Because if that had been a normal speed roll, not even higher speed, I’d have been the only SURVIVOUR. I’d probably have been fucked up by it being a lap belt, but I’d be alive.

WEAR YOUR FUCKING SEAT BELT!

(And also, when walking your dog on country roads at night, have lights and visibility vest for both you AND your fucking dog. My poor mom, with two kids in the car, swerved to miss the dog, saw the person, had to make the call on person, dog, or ditch, and instead of taking out the fucking MORON in the middle of the road, she slowed as much as she could in the time she had and took the ditch. To this day, I don’t know how she didn’t beat the man to death after… I’d have pounded him into the gravel if that had happened to me with The Kid in the car.)

I’ve been in a rollover where the car blew a tire going 90mph and rolled 6 TIMES.

The seatbelts, which both people were wearing, kept us inside the frame. The frame held.

With the seatbelt, all I got was bruises and scared. Without it, my skull would have been basically an egg in a blender.

thank you, seatbelt ❤️

Also a reminder that if you are fat, pregnant or have an apron belly, the seatbelt goes under your tummy.

If you don’t do that, it can cause harm in the event of a crash.

You want to use your pelvic bone as the part that receives pressure from the seatbelt in the event of a crash, not your organs.

natalieironside:

You should never create anything with a wide audience in mind. The so-called “general audience” doesn’t exist; it’s a fiction made up by advertising executives. Most of the time, great art and literature is made with the intention of pleasing no more than 4 or 5 specific perverts of the author’s acquaintance

everythingfox:

Need this as my ringtone

(Source: instagram.com)

rikacreature:

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

todaysbird:

autisticslp:

todaysbird:

happy earth day. don’t forget that someone else’s outdoor cat is your indoor cat

A few years ago I picked up a cat at an apartment across town because tenants said the owner had threatened to shoot her. They’d been feeding this cat for five or six months. She’d just shown up one day, friendly as can be, and never left. I asked if anybody had tried finding an owner - they said no, but that she did have a collar on when she first showed up. They just assumed she was some outdoor cat or abandoned. The first thing I did the next morning was take her to the shelter to scan for a microchip, which she had. Her owner was so happy when we contacted her. Her cat had escaped while moving and she’d looked for her for months before resigning herself to the reality that her cat was probably dead. If those tenants had seen a friendly cat show up and immediately taken her to the shelter, it would have saved this person months of heartache, and this poor cat months of fear, ear mites, ticks, and fleas.

This is why I hate outdoor cats. Yes, they cause environmental damage. Yes, they’re going to be killed by cars or coyotes or assholes. But on a completely selfish level, I know that because of people’s normalization of outdoor cats if my indoor, microchipped cats ever got out there’s a good chance I’d never see them again. People see a loose dog running around and they assume it’s lost. They try to catch it or call the dog warden. People see a cat running around and they ignore it. Maybe they feed it for months and never even think that that cat might have someone out there worried sick.

So yeah, if I see an outdoor cat I will catch it and make sure it’s not chipped, and, in accordance to my local laws (make sure you check yours), I will feed that cat for three days, making it my (soon to be indoor) cat.

It does! You should check for a chip and/or collar (most vets will screen a cat for a microchip without any fee) to be sure they aren’t a missing cat, but other than that…If your cat never goes in your house, wears no identification, and isn’t cared for, it isn’t your cat.

machine-unlearning:

machine-unlearning:

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

7842758406546745643087-deactiva:

being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context

surskip:

maplebungus-deactivated20221118:

tiitah:

Dragged away from the wet food convention for losing my marbles at the anchovy booth

fanart

nyquil-guzzler-420:

I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It’s the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.

ace-trainer-alice:

Back before I joined the association, one of my go to traps hypnotized any heroes who fell into it to be temporarily turned into submissive and pliable toys whenever they were pet. It was really effective for keeping them in a state to be interrogated while still keeping them manageable. Logistically, it might sound like a problem to need to pet five to seven heroes continuously but luckily toys can pet other toys. Anyway then we’d process them into maids which is why I have so many maids even now.